Friday, December 10, 2010

Tis the Season to Lose all Reason!

To the tune of “Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire”

Baxter roasting over a media scandal, 
Novartis failing an insect based vaccine, 
Glaxo strung up on thousands of reactions, 
And folks in line to get it up their nose.

Everybody knows, some beta-propiolactone and taurodeoxycholate, 
Helps make the fourth quarter accounting right.
Tiny tots, with their brains all aglow, 
Will find it hard to breathe tonight.

They know the Vaccine is on its way,
Loaded with lots of chemicals and foreign DNA
And every mother’s child is going to cry
To see if it works or if they all die.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
To everyone from 6 months to forty-nine
Although it has been said many times, many ways
Skip all your vaccines; you’ll be 100% fine!
© Guggie Daly 2010


  1. Andrea von SchoeningDecember 12, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    Love this post! It's a sad situation, and your advice in the last line is bang on!